Billy Mack isn’t that bad to start off with, since there’s no particular sign of outright villainy on his part, merely a sense of ennui with the music industry and a penchant for saying outrageous things on air. What to give him for Christmas: Anything as long as it’s snakeskin.Įveryone loves a character who learns the true meaning of Christmas – witness the enduring popularity of one Ebeneezer Scrooge. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!” Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill.
Billy Mackĭistinguishing features: Fondness for leather trousers and snakeskin hair in need of a good trim rock styling occasional public nudity air of dissolution. His sense of style (heavy on the green-and-red), unique approach to nutrition (heavy on the sugar) and even phone technique (“Hi I’m Buddy, what’s your favourite colour?”) make him an icon for the times – or at least for this time of year. But he’s also a fascinating individual: reared by elves and ol’ Saint Nick himself, he has a unique outlook on life that emphasises all that is best in the world, and in these cynical times that’s to be treasured. If baby Jesus had an entertainer at his birthday party, it would be Buddy the Elf folding little balloon shepherds and painting everyone’s faces like archangels. In terms of enthusiasm, there’s no gainsaying Buddy The Elf’s Christmas spirit in terms of energy, he makes John Motson look like John Major. What to give him for Christmas: Anything tooth-rotting!ĭistinguishing features: Propensity to wear tights, pointy hat uncanny ability with Christmas decorations big smile high levels of dental insurance (we hope) Typical line: “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”
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